Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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