sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
he thought i was a dude.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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