if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
