the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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