Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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