Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
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someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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