Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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