Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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