I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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