i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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