One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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