I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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