AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Don't EVER smell your tampon
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I can't turn off my feet"
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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