She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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