haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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