Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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