now i know why i became what i already was.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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