whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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