East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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