Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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