Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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