guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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