margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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