Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Randomize
