yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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