Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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