Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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