all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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