Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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