this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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