So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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