Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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