She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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