I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
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