he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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