thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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