And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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