You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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Boobs speak an international language.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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