Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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