Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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