i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I think a kid would responsible me up
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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