We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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