i just wanna soil my oats bro
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
where are my eyebrows?
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