She's JV to your varsity
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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