i jhust puked up my retainher.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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