Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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