im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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