I cannot find my penis.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Enjoy the penises
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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