I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
