I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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