Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.