I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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