Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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